Jondobdav is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, fussy human.

Jondobdav created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Jondobdav, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jondobdav, she will strike you with lightening.

Jondobdav's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Jondobdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never feed parsnips to ducks while wearing cyan corsets.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Jondobdav in the centre of the settlement.