Quafqueeglat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane porpoise.

Quafqueeglat created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafqueeglat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quafqueeglat, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Quafqueeglat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Quafqueeglat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Quafqueeglat first in all things.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near moths while wearing blue shirts and balancing six aluminium spheres on your head.