Ratyogfon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, weak lion.

Ratyogfon created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ratyogfon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ratyogfon, it will jump up and down on your head.

Ratyogfon's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Ratyogfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Worship no other gods but Ratyogfon.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Do not drink alcohol.