Dobpopcar is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective butterfly.

Dobpopcar created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dobpopcar, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dobpopcar, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Dobpopcar's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dobpopcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

3. Do not take Dobpopcar's name in vain.

4. Dobpopcar loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

5. Pray towards the north.