Nutrotbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane sheep.

Nutrotbiss created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutrotbiss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nutrotbiss, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nutrotbiss' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nutrotbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Put Nutrotbiss first in all things.

2. Always look after injured sharks.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Always help sick ducks.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.