Godkenbed is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, thoughtless dragon.

Godkenbed created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godkenbed, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Godkenbed, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Godkenbed's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Godkenbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near moths while wearing indigo ear rings and balancing five silicon spheres on your head.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never feed apples to hamsters while wearing violet scarves.

5. You must love Godkenbed.