Wigfubhab is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent turtle.

Wigfubhab created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigfubhab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wigfubhab, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Wigfubhab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Wigfubhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Wigfubhab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Never feed peanuts to porpoises while wearing gray corsets.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.