Mabjabbop Wapfudgil is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unselfish dove.

Mabjabbop Wapfudgil created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabjabbop Wapfudgil, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mabjabbop Wapfudgil, it will send minions to preach to you.

Mabjabbop Wapfudgil's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Mabjabbop Wapfudgil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Mabjabbop Wapfudgil in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.