Binkamgub is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured bee.

Binkamgub created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binkamgub, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Binkamgub, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Binkamgub's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Binkamgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Do not cook food in pots.