Mipbastcadzimxucont is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, generous cow.

Mipbastcadzimxucont created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipbastcadzimxucont, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mipbastcadzimxucont, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Mipbastcadzimxucont's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Mipbastcadzimxucont's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Do not cook food in pots.