Omthivpid is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless wolf.

Omthivpid created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omthivpid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Omthivpid, she will boil you in a big pot.

Omthivpid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Omthivpid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Omthivpid loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.