Omthivpid is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless
wolf.
Omthivpid created an electron seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Omthivpid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Omthivpid, she will boil you in a big pot.
Omthivpid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Omthivpid's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Omthivpid loves pigs, so they must be honoured.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.