Yamjabpin Gofcissvil is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring
snake.
Yamjabpin Gofcissvil created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yamjabpin Gofcissvil, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Yamjabpin Gofcissvil, he will throw large rocks at you.
Yamjabpin Gofcissvil's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Yamjabpin Gofcissvil's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry birds.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never think about ultrasonics.