Yamjabpin Gofcissvil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring snake.

Yamjabpin Gofcissvil created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamjabpin Gofcissvil, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yamjabpin Gofcissvil, he will throw large rocks at you.

Yamjabpin Gofcissvil's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Yamjabpin Gofcissvil's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.