Bopdamwat is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, strong
wren.
Bopdamwat created the Sol system eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Bopdamwat, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Bopdamwat, it will make you grow a tail.
Bopdamwat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Bopdamwat's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Never think about thermodynamics.
3. Never jump in holy places.
4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bopdamwat on top of all buildings.
5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.