Belljoplik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet troll.

Belljoplik created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Belljoplik, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Belljoplik, he will strike you with lightening.

Belljoplik's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Belljoplik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near ants while wearing blue trousers and balancing three platinum spheres on your head.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Feed all hungry goats.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Belljoplik on top of all buildings.

5. Always treat porpoises with great respect.
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