Rutzodtar is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, happy walrus.

Rutzodtar created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutzodtar, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rutzodtar, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rutzodtar's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Rutzodtar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Rutzodtar on top of all buildings.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Always take life seriously.