Ontflylit is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous raven.

Ontflylit created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontflylit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ontflylit, it will turn you into a mole.

Ontflylit's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ontflylit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Do not keep nine mice in a large pit.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Ontflylit loves dolphins, so they must be respected.