Cisswabmid is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking lion.

Cisswabmid created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisswabmid, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cisswabmid, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cisswabmid's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cisswabmid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine goats approach from the north.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near squirrels while wearing fawn shirts and balancing three copper spheres on your legs.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always help seals in need.