Fasmiglengiltar is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unjust hedgehog.

Fasmiglengiltar created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasmiglengiltar, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fasmiglengiltar, he will turn you into a puffin.

Fasmiglengiltar's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fasmiglengiltar's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Hide if six capybaras approach from the north.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Fasmiglengiltar in the centre of the settlement.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.