Hivlistkom is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong eagle.

Hivlistkom created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivlistkom, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hivlistkom, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hivlistkom's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hivlistkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sharks.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hivlistkom.

5. Never look in ponds.