Gupbogdobarnrap is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, vain capybara.

Gupbogdobarnrap created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupbogdobarnrap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gupbogdobarnrap, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gupbogdobarnrap's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gupbogdobarnrap's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gupbogdobarnrap four times a day.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always obey Gupbogdobarnrap's priests.

5. Never feed strawberries to horses while wearing pink shorts.