Habgidsom is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful warg.
Habgidsom created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.
If you believe in Habgidsom, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in Habgidsom, she will manifest in front of you.
Habgidsom's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Habgidsom's Holy Commandments
1. Always obey Habgidsom's priests.
2. Do not dye your hair brown.
3. You must love Habgidsom.
4. Never think ill of sick capybaras.
5. Pray towards the south.