Stragpop is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody chicken.

Stragpop created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragpop, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stragpop, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Stragpop's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Stragpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Never hurt snakes.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never jump in the presence of tortoises.