Larpnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited chicken.

Larpnutt created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpnutt, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Larpnutt, she will try to impress you with trees.

Larpnutt's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Larpnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine ants approach from the west.

2. Always obey Larpnutt's priests.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not keep four nematodes in a large pit.