Donflabtit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless ant.

Donflabtit created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donflabtit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Donflabtit, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Donflabtit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Donflabtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never paint your hands turquoise.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always look after injured horses.