Wikquatzen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent dove.

Wikquatzen created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikquatzen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wikquatzen, it will turn you into a dog.

Wikquatzen's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Wikquatzen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight grasshopers approach from the south.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Wikquatzen in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wikquatzen.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.