Wiptindap is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, witless centaur.

Wiptindap created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiptindap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wiptindap, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Wiptindap's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wiptindap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Hide from black dogs for they are unholy.