Lipsagnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, compassionate faun.

Lipsagnurl created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Lipsagnurl, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lipsagnurl, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Lipsagnurl's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Lipsagnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Lipsagnurl loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not keep three seals in a large pit.