Bambigquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, charitable faun.

Bambigquaf created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bambigquaf, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bambigquaf, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bambigquaf's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bambigquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Fast once a month.