Donstanbon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous fairy.

Donstanbon created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donstanbon, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Donstanbon, she will be mildly annoyed.

Donstanbon's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Donstanbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue shirts.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Always help bats in need.

4. Always treat moths with great respect.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.