Cabtonkcib is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, sapient raccoon.

Cabtonkcib created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabtonkcib, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cabtonkcib, it will turn you into a mole.

Cabtonkcib's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cabtonkcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not take Cabtonkcib's name in vain.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always look after injured frogs.