Lansasdad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate crab.

Lansasdad created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lansasdad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lansasdad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lansasdad's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Lansasdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Run away if nine moths approach from the east.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Do not kill cats.