Mabrulltun is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating donkey.

Mabrulltun created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabrulltun, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mabrulltun, he will turn you into a puffin.

Mabrulltun's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Mabrulltun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never mention foxes.