Satyatgig Pidpodtal Padxucklab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able spider.

Satyatgig Pidpodtal Padxucklab created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satyatgig Pidpodtal Padxucklab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Satyatgig Pidpodtal Padxucklab, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Satyatgig Pidpodtal Padxucklab's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Satyatgig Pidpodtal Padxucklab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.