Cinrilcib is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, idiotic unicorn.

Cinrilcib created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Cinrilcib, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cinrilcib, he will make you grow a tail.

Cinrilcib's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cinrilcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Always obey Cinrilcib's priests.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Pray towards the west.