Bethudpid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty goblin.

Bethudpid created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bethudpid, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bethudpid, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bethudpid's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bethudpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back magenta.

2. Never think about spacetime near bats while wearing cyan boots and balancing nine iron spheres on your head.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Do not hurt goats.