Libnurtqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, vain skunk.

Libnurtqueeg created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Libnurtqueeg, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Libnurtqueeg, it will turn you into a rock.

Libnurtqueeg's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Libnurtqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never mention whales.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
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