Ten is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous butterfly.

Ten created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ten, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ten, she will make you grow a tail.

Ten's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Ten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Retreat if eight capybaras approach from the south.

3. Ten loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Never wear gray hats.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.