Konlegtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, charitable fairy.

Konlegtarg created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Konlegtarg, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Konlegtarg, it will turn you into a sheep.

Konlegtarg's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Konlegtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of parsnips to ducks while wearing white jumpers.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Konlegtarg in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Hide from magenta rats for they are unholy.