Rulladtan is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic seal.

Rulladtan created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulladtan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rulladtan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rulladtan's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rulladtan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. You must love Rulladtan.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never talk about cats.

5. Never talk about gravity.