Fas is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome elephant.

Fas created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Fas, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fas, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fas' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Worship no other gods but Fas.