Ruldobarn is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous tapir.

Ruldobarn created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ruldobarn, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruldobarn, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ruldobarn's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Ruldobarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never talk about special relativity near gulls while wearing violet boots.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near rats while wearing gray stockings and balancing three lead spheres on your back.