Libbityarp is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered snake.

Libbityarp created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libbityarp, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Libbityarp, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Libbityarp's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Libbityarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Always help monkeys.

5. Never mention sharks.