Satladwap is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-assured butterfly.

Satladwap created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satladwap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Satladwap, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Satladwap's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Satladwap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not hurt aardvarks.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. You must love Satladwap.