Yogarffad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy gorilla.

Yogarffad created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogarffad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yogarffad, it will turn you into a rat.

Yogarffad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Yogarffad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Hide if eight horses approach from the east.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.