Gigvilart is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, astonishing weasel.

Gigvilart created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigvilart, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gigvilart, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gigvilart's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Gigvilart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Feed all hungry mice.
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