Yok Gabmilfudcusshot is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered
raven.
Yok Gabmilfudcusshot created light two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yok Gabmilfudcusshot, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Yok Gabmilfudcusshot, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Yok Gabmilfudcusshot's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Yok Gabmilfudcusshot's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat grapes.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. You must love Yok Gabmilfudcusshot.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.