Yok Gabmilfudcusshot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered raven.

Yok Gabmilfudcusshot created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yok Gabmilfudcusshot, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yok Gabmilfudcusshot, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yok Gabmilfudcusshot's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Yok Gabmilfudcusshot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must love Yok Gabmilfudcusshot.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.