Canragpid is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, narcissistic warg.

Canragpid created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Canragpid, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Canragpid, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Canragpid's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Canragpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never talk about special relativity near dolphins while wearing blue shirts and balancing four nickel spheres on your neck.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Canragpid loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.