Nakceppod is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, astonishing warg.

Nakceppod created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakceppod, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nakceppod, he will ignore you.

Nakceppod's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nakceppod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Always obey Nakceppod's priests.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.