Yardodrap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish salamander.

Yardodrap created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yardodrap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yardodrap, it will be mildly annoyed.

Yardodrap's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Yardodrap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight capybaras approach from the north.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about eukaryotes.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.