Fudjinzak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unthoughtful centipede.

Fudjinzak created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudjinzak, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fudjinzak, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fudjinzak's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fudjinzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick birds.

2. Always help sharks in need.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about tapirs.